Friday Funnies: It’s not Over, Till It’s Over.

Friday Funnies: It’s not Over, Till It’s Over.

Round 2: Deep State VS. MAGA.

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 20, 2024





True Story.

Not funny, and the ramifications of this are chilling…

Given that the decision to golf was not planned well in advance, how did the shooter know to set up at that spot?

  • A mole in the USSS or the Trump campaign, maybe?







It’s just a 2020 re-match: The deep-state versus MAGA…

It’s not over till it’s over…


Millenials be like: ‘The government isn’t giving me enough toys!”

It’s not fair.”

Rather than work hard to get ahead, the mantra of Millenials is – “it’s not fair.”

  • Nothing in life is fair, the key is when you are down – you get up, dust yourself off, and work both harder and smarter.

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Another True Story

The IG Nobel Prize is real.

It has no affiliation to the Nobel Prizes and the IG Nobel group “celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative – and spur people’s interest in science, medicine, and technology” by making “people laugh, then think.”

This year, a Japanese research team won for discovering that mammals can breathe through their anuses. The study authors believe this may offer an alternative way of getting oxygen into critically ill patients if ventilator and artificial lung supplies run low (they all seem a little far-fetched to me, but then what do I know?).

Here is an image of their peer-reviewed paper…

This is from the abstract page:

Over-ventilation killed more people than ventilators saved during the COVIDcrisis. But forget about that inconvenient factoid for a moment.

Because these scientists have a solution to the ventilation issue for those patients requiring respiratory support.

Basically, the “context and significance” section of this paper suggests that if ventilators happen to be in short supply again during a pandemic, then this technology will enable physicians to inject a liquid form of oxygen up people’s arseholes… in the middle of a pandemic.

hmmm… sounds reasonable <insert sarcasm>.







Sunday Strip: Look Over There! Squirrel, tennis ball, bacon!

Sunday Strip: Look Over There! Squirrel, tennis ball, bacon!

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 15, 2024





Remember the crickets…


We are smart enough to figure out that this is precisely what he was speaking about.





JP manages to synthesize and distill the entire debate in five minutes.

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Friday Funnies: This Isn’t my Party

Friday Funnies: This Isn’t my Party

Who invited Muir?

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 13, 2024




The Lizard people were out in force!









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War is peace.

Socialism is Joy.

Inflation is not a Tax.




This is not AI.

In 2018, Kamala Harris joked about killing Donald Trump on the Ellen show.






[ swift boating is a pejorative American neologism used to describe an unfair or untrue political attack. md]


Sunday Strip: What Makes us human? Traffic lights, happy trails, or beans and toast?

Sunday Strip: What Makes us human?

Traffic lights, happy trails, or beans and toast?

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 08, 2024



















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When Royal Air Force pilots discovered chocolate-coated marshmallow teacakes expanded at high altitudes, they became “the subject of some rather unscientific in-flight experiments” in the 1950s.

Air crews removed their silver foil packaging and perched them around the cabin for observation: The marshmallows swelled as pressure changed. Eventually, they became too big to eat in one bite. ⁠⁠

Many noted that, despite the extreme physical effects, the expansion didn’t compromise the taste. ⁠⁠

But the expanding teacakes’ fame was short-lived. After a period of marshmallow fever aboard the V-Bombers departing from Gaydon air base, an explosion put a stop to the fun. ⁠

During the summer of 1965, a captain and student pilot forgot they had placed unwrapped teacakes above their instrument panels. When the captain pulled an emergency depressurizing switch during a training mission, the treats erupted. ⁠

Shards of chocolate and marshmallow hit the windshield, flight controls, and the mens’ uniforms. Shortly thereafter, the RAF put marshmallows on their no-fly list.

Via Dull Men’s Community


Dam, these things are gettin gud!

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#PsyWar



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Happy Trails to you!


Friday Funnies: Redneck Wizard

Friday Funnies: Redneck Wizard

Plexiglass Wars and the upcoming jab mandate anniversary

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 06, 2024

#PsyWar !!
















Cause and effect:

In California, home of big tech, minimum wage is raised so much, that fast food joints can’t afford to hire low wage workers (primarily teens, in their first job).

So, expedited development of robotics capabilities for automated fast food joints happens. Being developed in the same state that has raised minimum wages to $20 an hour.

Planned?






The meme above should read: “Dear Government” – not “Dear Plexiglass”

Point well taken… If plexiglass worked to stop aerosol transmission – shouldn’t gloves, a Tyvek suit, and disinfectant have been used in between each and every customer? Given the fears of public health personnel, wasn’t it more likely chance that the cashier being “Typhoid Mary” and causing rampant disease, than the other way around?


It always felt to me like that plexiglass was there to protect the checker, not the customer – when, in fact, it should have been the other way around.

And in order to protect “us” – the vast majority of people entering into a retail establishment, they would have had to do a heck of a lot more than a sheet of plexiglass.

But besides all that, the overblown fear of this disease – was just that. Fearporn. Disaster Cronyism. Psychological Bioterrorism. None of this was needed.

Was this all group think by public officials?

Or… was this all fearporn? Put on for the benefit of the public?



This is most excellent.

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Shameless self promotion….

Buy the book here. Shipping October 08, and I am working my butt off now recording the audiobook.

Read it and armor yourself just in case Harris/Walz win.

Friday Funnies: Rebranding in Progress

Friday Funnies: Rebranding in Progress

„Emotional Support Tim” to the rescue.

Robert W Malone MD, MS Aug 30, 2024






OK – once you get it, this meme is laugh-out-loud funny… and also more than a little rude.









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OK, I can’t leave it here.

My photographic evidence that birds, are in fact, dinosaurs.



Sunday Strip for today: The Meme Police. Totalitarian frogs enforcing the new world order.

Sunday Strip: The Meme Police.

Totalitarian frogs enforcing the new world order

Robert W Malone MD, MS Aug 25, 2024







Doe – the female of animals such as the deer or rabbit

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We can not comply, but the path back to freedom for this country is going to be difficult.




PsyWar

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Liberation. Old Sunday Strip II.

Sunday Strip

Liberation

Robert W Malone MD, MS







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Finally, for the Russell Brand fans – this video isn’t exactly roll on the floor funny but it does raise good points about what is going on in these messed up times…(and Brand is always entertaining).

”So, I’m Right-Wing Now?”

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/h4e8lSQy64c?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

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