Friday Funnies: Life Hacks and… Reality

Friday Funnies: Life Hacks and…

Reality

DR. ROBERT W. MALONE JAN 30





True story, and frankly, whose else is sick of it?…







“Just the facts, ma’am…”


How this all relates to Clinton and the Epstein probe:

In its Jeffrey Epstein probe, the House Oversight Committee chairman sought sworn testimony and documents from Bill Clinton concerning the nature, frequency, and purpose of his contacts with Epstein, including travel records, calendars, correspondence, and any Clinton Foundation records reflecting Epstein-linked meetings or donations. 

From Hillary Clinton, the committee requested testimony and records focused on institutional oversight, including whether Epstein or his associates had access to the State Department, and sought emails, visitor logs, and related records to assess how Epstein maintained elite access and whether federal agencies failed to properly scrutinize or restrict him.

None of this has been forthcoming…


Introducing a new comedy theme- Coffee Humor!









Ok. Enough of that. Things are getting a bit too personal. But while we are on the topic…..



Turning to masks once again …









I still don’t drink Bud – but it brought a tear to my eye.




On Monday, February 2, 2026, the groundhog will acknowledge the ice,
stress that it is “complex,” “systemic,” and “not new,”
and will assure the public that experts are aligned. 

Then he must convene a task force to study it.

After six weeks of hearings, a press conference, and a strongly worded statement about equity for shadows,
he concludes the future was frozen,
but good news: the ice is 
historicunprecedented, and someone else’s fault

He will then go back underground to draft the narrative.

Working to control the messaging, until spring becomes a misinformation problem.



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